Funny 2

Here is part 2 of the Funny series.

Funny jokes

This is just a book of jokes that I have heard or read somewhere. So I give credit to whoever wrote them and I hope you enjoy the book.

Zodiac signs

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Letters To The Depressed

Feeling sad? Depressed? Then these are the Letters to you. You're not alone! We're with you Vote. Comment. Share your story. Because you're never alone!

ink ◇ bts | v

// the ink on her skin are the thoughts in her heart //

It's hard to be a hero (BTS Taehyung)

It's hard to be a hero. It's hard to be a good person.

100 Voicemails

[You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!] After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a...

FNAF x Reader

You have just started your new job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, desperate for money. You didn't pay attention to what the job was about except the pay. So when you start your days as the night security guard, you don't expect anything to happen. Anything bad, at least. Wrong. When something horrid happens at the piz...

𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

BIG EIGHT SERIES (Book 2: When I return) (Book 3:The Shadows Beneath) (Book 4: When the cold comes) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hiccup Haddock, Flynn Rider and Jack Frost are new students at DreamDisney Academy. They meet Kristoff Bjorman,Merida van Broch, Anna Winters, Punzie Carona and Elsa Winters. But when a late comer arri...

Tumblr Posts

Tumblr posts that I do not own. This book is low-key trash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Twilight Breaking Dusk - Book 1

[This is a Breaking Dawn continuation story] After the Volturi had left my family and I in peace we planned to live happily ever after. Only, to live happily ever after would come with a great cost especially when you thwarted the Volturi. They knew that they were over powered at the moment and left peacefully. Littl...

The Boy Who Lost His Sight

[SAMPLE ONLY. PUBLISHED IN OCTOBER 2016] - LINK TO PURCHASE E-BOOK ON MY MESSAGE BOARD! "Why are you being nice to me? I'm a freak, I'm blind," Riley had once asked her, but Ellie could never answer that question, and she would never be able to. Ellie Burke is just this simple town girl, who will never look at the wr...

Unseen

[COMPLETE ✓] Rumour has it that a new guy is joining our class this year. All the girls are going crazy, imagining all the case scenarios from cliché YA books: mysterious, rebel, bad boy, werewolf, fallen angel, even vampire! The worst part, I don't even think they have read the books; they only watched the films...

My Enchanted Tale

MY ENCHANTED TALE EDITING AND REVISING. "Ayisha Ryleen Heartlock a simple girl who dares to defy fate. Will she succeed and find her true happiness or will she suffer the pain of the consequences?"

Dogs and Cats don't Mix

My mom and I are werecats. My dad? He died. Why isn't my mom all depressed and suicidal? Because unlike werewolves, werecat mates don't die with each other. They live so they can take care of their children or help around the pride. Not that there are many werecats left. There are about 80 left in existence. Why only...