Sarcasm Because beating the crap outta people is illegal Disclaimer:I do not own these quotes, they are from various sources on the internet

*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her virginity. After that night, Damen constantly begins accepting her while they're alone and then rejecting her in front of his peers. Stasee's frustration and confusion continues to grow, as do her feeling toward the man who continues to break her heart. He claims that he cares for her, but will his need for his peer's acceptance prevent him from ever treating Stasee the way he should? And if he finally realizes the stupidity of popularity over love, will Stasee still be waiting for him?

In a world where humans no longer existed and supernatural creatures roamed free, they were the strongest yet most feared, the fastest yet most rare and combination of them all. They were the Maestri. The government couldn't control them. They were free spirits who only cared for each other, themselves and pleasure.

******* Currently Editing CRAPPIE CHAPTER WARNING. THE REWRITTEN VERSION WILL BE OUT SOON. BETTER CHAPTERS WILL BE IN IT. THIS BOOK IS UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION!! FIRST BOOK I EVER WROTE SPELLING ERRORS MAY BE PRESENT ENJOY!! ******* She looked at me with so much hate yet there was something else. "How can I trust you?"she asked with showing no emotion "You've come this far and nothing happened so why can't you trust me?"i asked her "David....I.."she let out a shaky breath"I don't know" ~~~~~~~~~~~ For Alex Moore there is one rule:Trust no one That's what she lives by. You would too if someone who be hoping to kill you everyday. For David Romero getting revenge is a dish best served cold. When these two meet they find that they have to rely on each other to get what they want but can they get past their hatred for each other?Or will other feelings come in between their plans? ******** There will be strong language and mature themes involved. You were warned. ********

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Will Stevan Arshavin ever sober up and settle down. A man-whore in all senses of the word Stevan Arshavin is an accomplished Architect married to a beautiful Painter for seven years. Often having wild flings with whatever had a vagina he found himself struck dumb when he is the the dumped at the end of the night by a young nurse he found while in hospital He's sent into a fit of unsorted emotional instability and is slowly being driven mad by this mystery girl. The story winds as he battles the temptations of going hunting for the 'lost one' and staying committed to his wife. Stevan's baffling stupidity and childish demeanor is sculpted into a mature line of thought as he is 'charged' by the turn of events throughout the book.

This is just a collection of quotes that I made up and more. Please enjoy! ________ "The world is a magical place. Just use your imagination and the magic will become real"

Just imagine not believing in gods or goddess or even caring about that ancient Greek stuff then waking up one day on marble floors and eyeing a naked man in front of you. Lace Sparks found herself in this awkward position after going to bed one night but waking up the next morning in a mansion unaware of how and why she got there. There is also a reason she was suddenly transported to the mansion and it seems that The God Of War can help her.

Renée Edwards is a woman of ambition, one who always did things to the best of her ability but the only problem she had with life was being an accomplished virgin. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Ah...Shiiiit! Please just hurry up and fuck me." His lips let go of her clit to mumble praises of satisfaction to her pussy. Her hands tightened their hold in his black curls pulling, the slight pain shot straight to his dick making him hiss before daggering his tongue, piercing included, straight into her soaked hole. "Don't worry baby, when I'm done you won't to talk much less walk." She believed him because he was a man of his word.

Amu and Ikuto are the top werewolves in their pack but their hiding a secret. Growing up together, they keep each other under control. But what happens when their banished from their own pack? {mainly amuto but also other pairings; kaiya, tadeshiko, etc.]