"bring me coffee as well next time?" "sequel to toilet talks" "all rights go to ashternative and stephirwin" "january, 2015"

"are you staring at my willy, mister hemmings?" "all rights go to ashternative and stephirwin" "october - december, 2014"

❝ But you keep the promise anyway. That's what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway. ❞ | all rights reserved. © -royal |

"I know what you want from me." He says smoothly with his thick, husky voice. He walks forward, his lips now brushing against my ear. I breath in heavily and nod. "You want me to help you piss off your parents." (alternate universe) all rights reserved. copyright © 2014

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped