" Phil Lester is on the edge of suicide. " or in which Dan can see everyone's deepest secret simply by looking at them.

A Phan Hogwarts AU. Set after the Harry Potter Series, after the second generation is at Hogwarts. Dan and Phil are both first years. Lots of teen drama and fluff will be included. (I guess tween drama, technically) FINISHED 4/2/2018

(completed) in which dan and phil are paired by a necklace system where you and your soulmate have matching charms triggers: SUICIDE, SELF HARM! don't read if you're easily triggered by those things, i want to see you safe !!

Meet Dan and Phil. The boys are roommates at university, Phil being the quiet one with stage freight and Dan is the loud, outgoing one. Phil prefers his books. Dan prefers his band. Phil is good in school. Dan is good at beer pong. The two are completely different and rarely communicate, so when the lead singer of Dan's band drops out, he becomes desperate and has heard Phil singing one too many times. Then suddenly Phil is a part of the band and they're sleeping in a bus on a worldwide tour. [rated R for drug/alcohol use, sexual references and language]

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

The cover is trash to match who I am. This will include references, bands, youtubers and fan fictions. BEWARE: this may include references about mcr break up and may be a bit stereotypical, if you are easily offended or hurt by those two mentionings, tell me and I will change it. I take hate comments very seriously. Examples: "Are you anisnotonfire because I'll be giving you the d later" "Are you Brendon? Because I'll be Ryden that dick tonight" "I promise I won't break up with you after 12 years and then write one paragraph about it on my website" "Are you Dan? Because I'd like to Phil you tonight" #crankthatfrank "You can bring me the horizon if I can bring you to the bedroom" "Sugar, I wanna go down on you" "Drums aren't the only things I'd like to bang" "If I'm Kellin Quinn then you're Victor Fuentes" "If you love me let me GOOO out with you" I am not joking, this will probably have every band mentioned in my bio on my homepage, maybe not botdf though. I take requests from you guys, just comment whenever. Disclaimer: Not all of these bands are 'emo'. There are amazing rock bands that should be appreciated and respected for their hard work. I don't think any bands should be classified as emo, but sadly there are. Please don't be offended by the title or anything of this book. Emo is a music genre I know, but someone people classify some of these bands which are not emo, as emo. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! I don't recommend you using these, but there's nothing stopping you. I mean, I personally wouldn't use them, but you, knock yourself out my friend, but just don't actually get knocked out from using them...these pick up lines are as smooth as a cactus...

I'm back with even more trash jokes.

~HAS BEEN REWRITTEN. CHECK OUT BORN TO LOSE 2.0---- The boy hadn't even seen Gerard coming towards him until Gerard stepped on a fallen branch, making a 'crunch' sound. Gerard screamed a silent 'fuck' in his head as the boy's tear streaked face snapped up, locking eyes with Gerard's. His intense hazel eyes held so many emotions it was hard for Gerard to distinguish whether the boy was doing this out of anger or sadness, "Go away," the words were laced with venom but they also shook with emotion so strong that Gerard wanted to cry as well.

Contains some funny ass text posts that are cool. Only pictures, not words Funny ass text post series #1

My Chemical Romance is a big hit and the band members are closer than ever. But when tragedy in its cruelest form strikes the Way brothers, it shocks all the members to their very cores. It also drudges up Gerard's dark past, and when it's revealed to Frank, Gerard fears their relationship may be in danger. Will Frank still love someone so fucked up? And when Frank disappears because of Gerard's past, can Gerard save his Fronkeh before it's too late? Read to find out.