I do not own any of these jokes. All credit goes to the ones who came up with them. These are a collection of Little Johnny jokes I found on the internet, if you are down and need a laugh then this is the joke book for you. Enjoy ≧∇≦

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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Star Butterfly has been living on Earth for quite a while now. She and her best friend, Marco have gone on many adventures and kicking monster butt, but one day when Star fiddles around with the wand mysterious things have been seen that shouldn't have been seen. Will Star and Marco make things right and hide their secret, or will the world truly know what's capable of the wand? Find out in this book.

Thief. Murderer. Mage. Prince. Warrior. Heroes. 16 year-old Sabin's plans to join the army change when he learns he is a Serien - a warrior who wields an element. With a sentient sword, he must find the other Seriens. His goal: unite them into a force capable of defending humanity from the Guan, a humanoid race believed to be extinct. His charges are a belligerent thief, sarcastic assassin, adorable mage and arrogant prince. Each with their own agenda. Stand together or die alone. The hero price is never fair. ------------ Book 1 of the Path of Light and Fire series. Book 2 - Dragon & Phoenix (Completed). Book 3 - Frozen Light (Under Construction) The Appendix and extras can be found in the companion book "A World of Light and Fire."

Ten years ago, a mysterious special area known as "Hell's Gate" appeared in Tokyo, altering the sky, damaging the area and making it inhabitable. The real stars disappeared and were replaced with false stars. With the gate and fake stars came Contractors, human's with supernatural abilities, each one had a corresponding star that reacts with their abilities. The Contractor's were kept secret from most of the human race and are known as "Brutal Killers" to the few humans that do know. Contractor's have no emotions and they each have a distinct price they pay for using their abilities. Organization's like the MI6 use Contractors as spies and assassins resulting in violent acts. KS306, also known as Kaede is a Contractor and works for no one. The Syndicate is after her and will stop at nothing to get their hands on her dead or alive. What will happen when they send their most skilled Assassin BK201 to bring her back?

a girl named ruby-rose has never had a normal life, spirits both good and evil always following her but one in particular has been annoying her for a while now, his name is Damon. as time goes by the wheel of fate is turning will awaken Ruby-rose's true self or lead her to her doom... only time will tell

Who Am I ? Why does this person keep reappearing in my dreams ? What does these numbers and this name mean ?Why ? Many reoccurring events happens to Xyolo and he doesn't have the answers to any of them after his death he has no recollection of what his life was like before he died. He only had slight memories its as if , he memory was messed with.