"so, what's your bodycount?" "the people i've killed or the people i've slept with?" "well, they're not really people anymore. but both." • ski trips can be messy; agitated teachers, homesick kids, claustrophobic coach rides. the usual. but sophie never expected her first school trip to be like this, a mess just as predicted; but one with a whole lot of blood, bodies, and a neverending craving for brains. ©loudluke

"He's kind of like a bad boy with a dark past. But he has money, a relentless sex drive, a fraternity full of fuckwits and hella heart eyes for the innocent. I'd stay away." ➢warning: sexual content ➢warning 2: lophie, fratboy!luke ©loudluke

"If you wanted me, babygirl, all you had to do was ask." {smut warning} {lophie} ©loudluke

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

"What do you want?" "Nudes." The story of how one picture wrecked a marriage, ruined a career, broke a family, hurt a boy and killed a girl.

"Once you check in, you never check out."

my system is clogged with metaphor and i need to get it out A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY (!) nb: if lack of capitalisation and 'artistic' punctuation don't tickle your pickle, apologies but this book is not for you [working title] probable swearing... you have been warned one more thing: don't steal my shit or i will hunt you down x