Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Rainie Harper was like every other wolf who dreamed of finding her mate. A mate who loved her and made her smile with every word he spoke. A mate who would always be there with a hand to brush her tears away and open arms that felt like home. Rainie did not expect to discover that her mate was none other than Mason Vermont. The school's very own jerk. Everyone knew what he was like. He was not only a player, but a heartbreaker. Mason doesn't want a mate and he certainly doesn't want Rainie. So he does the only thing he knows he can - he rejects her.

She's no hunter. She doesn't mess around. She's the hotest, smartest, powerfulest Protector. She's Cassidy Ruth. Cassidy is full of dark secrets. Only May Smith, her right hand person, and Keith Ryan, her left hand person, know these dark secrets. What happens when she meets her mate? Will he run when she finally opens up to him? Or will he be included in them? Meet Saxon Right. His father is Alpha Right. Funny name huh? Saxon is a jokester. He may look serious but he's actually a childish boy. What happens one day when he's attacked by a hunter and a Protector comes to his rescue? And she also turns out to be his mate?

Anna Foster is happy with her life. Being an Angel has it's perks and she's not about to give them up to babysit some half dog, half human freaks. Too bad she doesn't have a choice. What Anna wasn't expecting was to meet the overprotective, soon to be Alpha wolf that claims she's his. Throw in a jealous angel, a missing friend and a whole hell of a lot of rebellion, Anna is getting a lot more than she bargained for with one trip to Aberdeen, Washington. ------------------- Unedited. Sorry for the mistakes. This is a rough draft and my first go at anything like this. Feel free to point out any mistakes that weren't already pointed out.

Eliza is a kickass werewolf girl who has just turned 18. She hasn't found her mate, not until her 18th birthday. She figured out who it is, only to be completely bewildered by who it is. Will she accept her mate, even for what he has done to her over the years? Or will she merely reject him?

{Completed} Katherine loved her new life, her new pack and most of all her boys! They welcomed her into their pack three years ago when she ran away. What happens when Katherine's old pack, whom she ran away from three years ago, have to come live with her and her new pack? The pack, that hated her, bullied her and made her run away. Long gone is the chubby, quiet and not-so-pretty Katherine now she's a bad ass, feisty and hot. Is that enough to keep her from getting hurt again? Especially when she has to see the one that made her cry, feel pathetic and made her run; her mate Colton the Alpha who rejected her. {Book Trailer made by @Kimbasgirl}

*Second book* It all started with a promise and a challenge....

Jason's past comes back with a vengeance. As he spirals into the darkness of depression, Dimitri decides to become a father figure to him and teach him a valuable lesson. *Fourth Book of The Dimitri Series*

*Third book* When Dimitri suddenly disappears, Sage and Sara must step up and face their own problems while leading the kingdom and saving their father. But what happens when the least expected person, changes?

Every year a student is chosen to get a scholarship to graduate at the official Werewolf Committee. No one gets to meet or even see the high society wolves unless they are lucky enough to be born into a family of wealth, or to be chosen as a scholarship graduate. Elina Weitzel is the year's chosen scholarship graduate and she is the person who was least expected to be chosen. However even if she doesn't know it, she has the qualities the Werewolf Committee were looking for: Confidence, Academic, Athletic, Ambitious, and Compassionate. Little does she know, one of the powerful Alphas turns out to be her mate. [Highest Ranking; #1 Werewolf #1 Teen fiction] [Currently in featured section]