Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

This story does not belong to me, I have chosen to publish it here for those poor saps (like me) who have trouble finding it elsewhere. All credit goes to The author known as LessWrong.

No Homo, Bromeo (Frerard, Petekey, Ryden)

Frank is an emo piece of shit who needs to get a grip on life. Gerard is an edgy fuckboy with totally not infected stretched ears and an obsession with writing shit poetry, also all he listens to is Neck Deep and Front Porch Step because they understand his inner angst and how he really is, and all that One Direction...