three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

[COMPLETED] [MAJOR EDITING i am re-writing some of the characters and taking out parts and re-writing them, so this may seem confusing to read right now. as of today, chapters 13/42 have been edited] ❝ It's the unexpected that changes us. ❞ The one where a not so normal teenager discovers he's inherited his family's unusual ancestral ability-- to perceive spirits-- on the day he turns eighteen. And now he faces his toughest case yet-- an attractive, frustrating, hot headed Irish ghost who has been in limbo for two years, who can't, for the "life" of him figure out what's tying him to this place. Graphics: @hazmaster © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

"When the stars retreat, and the moon bleeds blue. When love bows to a pure soul, free of vengeance, and hatred and sorrow," his words were ushered, as if he were telling her a secret, "Is when I'll be with you." At the time, Aura didn't understand. "Now run. Think of it like the catching games we used to play." He whispered, pressing a parting kiss to her creased forehead. "Don't let them catch you." So she ran. But she never saw her father again. #2 Fallen, 11.11.21

Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world's female population, but to Sophia Hastings, he might as well be the newest addition to her hometown's local zoo. Sophia is a young, aspiring actress with big dreams who swears having to work with Christian Ryder wouldn't be worth all the fame in the world. Christian is a cocky womanizer whose world is turned upside down when he realizes his new leading lady just so happens to openly hate his guts. Is it even possible for Christian and Sophia to learn to get along long enough to make a movie, or will hatred, scandal and childish games destroy their careers? *** My eyes widened and I randomly exclaimed, "Oh, my God!" "What?" "Christian, thanks to you, I now understand what people mean when they say you're dark and handsome!" Christian looked smug. "I knew you would eventually." "They mean that when it's dark, you're handsome!" The smug look on his face disappeared. "I hate you." *** Contains some spoilers to Kidnap My Heart.

I don't know how to start this. My name? Liam James Payne. Where I am? Geez, stalker thoughts much? But, England. At a certian school called M.Y.T.H. (Mythical Youngsters, Talented Hearth) for, well, mythical creatures. Let me get you caught up. The school is for people who aren't supposed to be. I, myself, am I wizard and not one like Harry Potter. Casting spells takes a toll on my energy and I don't have a wand. The school consist of 5 main groups, called Powers. The Undead (Vampires, ghosts), Magic (Witches, Wizards, Warlocks ((There is a difference) Necromancers), Shifters (Shapeshifters, were-animals), Woodlands (Faes, Elves) and Waters (Merfolk, water nymphs). The groups tended to stay away from each other, or they were fighting with one and other. This, this was the year they tried to change it.

Darcy realizes that her new neighbor is a vampire, a sexy, BORING vampire. So She and her best friend Billie decide to loosen him up a bit, by driving him completely and entirely insane.

(1st Place in 1D Bromance Award Summer 2013) Niall Malik, the little brother of Zayn Malik is finally allowed to go to a normal public school, like his brother instead of being home schooled. For 15 years of trapped willingly in the house, Niall is excited to meet new people and mingle with Zayn's friends. Liam Payne is feared by everyone at school. His bad boy appearance; tattoos and piercings explained everything about the Wolverhampton boy. The only person he'd never beats up is his friend Louis Tomlinson and girls. But nothing can stop from these two hearts, innocent and full of hatred, to collide,.....