"you can't" "i can't, but i will" "what does she have that i don't" "everything. she's my master and i'm her horse. i want her to ride me, like the horse i am" this is payback to Cheesus' fic yes i'm an unoriginal bitch COVER CREDITS TO @littlezari or something idk your @

Abt nosebleeds. CREDS TO @LittleZari FOR COVER ~ This story is not based on any real beings and any similarities in identity and personality is purely coincidental.

They couldn't be more different. Ridley is a knight in shining white armor, so perfect in every way that it makes people hardly able to stand him. Prince Vandel on the other hand (aka the evil demon prince of darkness) is the sworn enemy of the kingdom, obsessed with gaining power and wearing beautiful clothes. The two young men are right out of a fairytale, practically made to be archenemies...but what if they ended up falling in love instead?

Used to be titled 'Just Drive' One wedding, one uninvited guest, one summer to finally figure things out.

Have you ever been hurt so badly that you feel as if you're on the brink of insanity? Well that's how I felt when I was sent away to "get help". The white coats might as well have put me on death row. But I think I would have prefered death over Redwood Asylum Credit for cover: @CaliKat000

Two birds; one that flies and one that waddles...

Gordon Ramsay gives his comments on people food on twitter. Wanna see the comments but don't have twitter, here's the solution. Hope you guys will enjoy it as much as the Insults. I try to update daily, but I'm pretty forget full so I probaly forget it quite often 😂

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I'm doing a series of these to protest cliches of the fanfictions on Wattpad. These fanfictions may include: PERCY JACKSON HARRY POTTER KANE CHRONICLES SUPERWHOLOCK MERLIN THE LIBRARIANS OTP ONESHOTS MORTAL INSTRUMENTS AND LEVERAGE So come on down for crossovers and lots of laughter. Credit to: arcticstar who first came up with the idea with her book: Worst Story On Wattpad

What if Harry Potter was told in Ron's perspective? Or Hermione's? Or even James' or Voldemort's? Let's find out here! WARNING: Containing spoilers and A LOT OF swearing.