Intro. Errin Blake. Errin Blake, the CEO of Blake's Global Trades Co.Ltd. He's one of the most intimating young bachelor in the world of business. He could bring down any company that he deemed fit to take over but all of the bad exterior is actually a soft interior which is only for the woman of his desire. Stella Parlor. Intro. Stella Parlor. Stella Parlor, the shadow of Errin Blake but his back bone otherwise his PA. She's gorgeous, very shy and beautiful but she thinks she's too plain to even become noticed by anyone especially Errin. And boy, was she wrong! What was in store for her, she definitely had it coming and what she didn't know couldn't hurt her. Let's journey with Stella, Errin and their friends. Get upset, laugh, smile, say what the hell but enjoy the story every step of the way. And one thing is for sure... We don't know what's bound to happen. He's My Ruthless Billionaire

" Love is two people playing pretend in order to have an excuse for being stupid." Landon Marks is CEO of the Fortune 500 company "Mark It". He has all the things that money can buy and lost all the things that it can't. Love is just a memory to him that is meant to stay in the past, but then he meets Joelle Parker. " Love is falling for someone so hard that you don't even realize you're falling." Joelle is everything money can't buy. She's smart, independent and uninterested. Working under Mr. Marks is just a way to get out of her head for a while. Now that she has Landon's interest, they will both have to come face to face with their broken history.

She's the reason the heart of my family had been torn apart. Because that night, I'd chosen to save her. [Cover Design by Ren Tachibana]

**Unedited, messy & with lots of mistakes. But you will still swoon if you give it a chance lol (but you've been warned)** After a bad breakup, Emily moves across the world to find herself. Getting involved in a relationship is the last thing she wants, but that changes when she meets a handsome stranger, who's perfect in every way, except one thing: he's the Prince of England. Prince with Benefits is a contemporary fairy tale filled with the delights and dramas of falling in love with the man of everyone's dreams. Thank you for the cover @moon_greyyy

Velicity Spells, a fifteen year old girl, lives in a small town with a big, cruel government. The kingdom is over populated, and the government's solution is to banish. Will Velicity and her friend, Aliyah make it out, or perish.

Hello humans! Please don't be offended by any of these jokes. There probably will not be any blonde jokes but if there are no offense intended. Feel free to comment!! :D I don't own any of these jokes (unless said otherwise). I do own the cover though. Please enjoy!

This is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have a laugh at them. Yes, I am fully aware that all of these are cringey. Disclaimer 1: I do NOT take credit for coming up with these. I've only tweaked some to my liking. Disclaimer 2: This book contains mature language at times. Disclaimer 3: I don't mean to offend anyone by the things written in here so, sorry in advance? Hope you enjoy them.

*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it. Everything in here is kid friendly. No curse words or anything bad. Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned. And please remember to comment, leave a vote and share! :3

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