Dan Howell has a personality more fragile than the flowers he presses. After meeting Phil Lester- an explosion of a human being living in an explosion of a house- Dan is forced out of the tiny world he used to live in. (shyxpunk) This story includes mature themes.

I have to learn how to be A Genius.-Kim Seok Jin Bitch please you can't be genius, you born stupid then you'll always be, dream on!-Kim Nam Joon

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When Elliot Goldman meets his sweet and charming new lab partner, Jordan Hughes, suddenly high school doesn't seem so bad. For the first time ever, Elliot can't wait to get to chemistry class... ***** Smart, good looking and charismatic, Jordan opens Elliot's eyes to the possibilities around him and gives him butterflies like nobody else does. Jordan isn't exactly the kind of person Elliot's used to having as a lab partner, but when they start acing their assignments, life is suddenly about more than boring lectures, bad cafeteria nachos, or relentless bullying. And then one night, the butterflies start to make sense - the trouble is, now nothing else does. As Elliot begins to figure out how he really feels about Jordan, he realizes that sometimes the last thing you are expecting is the one thing you need the most. [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Fanfiction Seokjin has a secret admirer. "A weed is but an unloved flower." ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Okay so, kinda confusing, just bare with me here. Phil, Chris, and PJ are all vampires. Phil is Punk!Phil Dan is Pastel!Dan Phil finds Dan on the streets, and all that jazz. Read on to find out what happens blah blah blah. I wrote this BC I cant find a decent phanfic to read, I've read them all K gotta go write some smut not tragedies.

Dan is secretly a little. He has to hide his toys, his dummy, and everything else from the world and especially his flatemate, Phil. Little does Dan know, Phil is a daddy dom himself. What happens when Phil discovers Dan's little secret?

" kookie " " stop calling me that " " but.. you're my kookie... " >> Sequel to " Orphan "