Please, Don't Fall In.
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Hello, you beautiful person! I am the witty, charming, wonderful James Arrow. No, no there is NOT more than that, I swear it's just James. This is the story of how I was subjected to unfair treatment, fell through my textbook, got into a...um...disagreement with my namesake, and eventually saved time from being unraveled by...haha, no, no spoilers. You'll just have to read to find out. But I promise, it's worth it. Oh, wait, you can't see me. My right hand is raised. And my fingers aren't crossed behind my back either. Just open it, and have a glimpse. But I ask one simple thing of you: please, don't fall in.
~J.A.