~This story is being rewritten and is now called Love/Hate, link below:~ https://www.wattpad.com/story/94679436-love-hate Rori Everhart is your typical nerd, with your typical glasses and typical grades. If you looked up the definition of Nobody in the dictionary you'd find a picture of Rori in her thick black framed glasses staring back at you. But everything is certainly not what it seems. Rori wants everyone to assume that she is nothing but a nobody. She comes from a beyond wealthy family and she most definitely isn't a nerd, but no one can know that, not if she ever wants to have a normal life. Alexander Clarke is the definition of Bad Ass with his leather jacket and motorcycle. He is hot, wild, and rebellious. He is what every girl wants to date but not marry. Of course behind the jerk attitude is a boy who is hard working and sweet. After his father's death Alex's family is left with a huge debt to the Everharts and Alex has to work every day to pay it off. So what happens when Alex becomes Rori's personal servant and finds out about all her dirty little secrets? Will all hell break loose? What will happen when those two are thrown together in the most compromising situations? Will they get over their differences and work together or is pride too big to over come? Maybe it will be just plain awkward? Find out in Slave to the Geek.

Well let's see ... I have done things at my school that teacher disapprove of, so why not make it a trip to Hogwarts? Where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Where smart-allicks/nerds remind you of Ravenclaw, kind-hearted people remind you of the Hufflepuffs, to where the gullible, brave students remind you of the Gryffindors ... and well, you can guess that the Slytherin's in your school are the next 'Crime-stopper' criminals. So take a hop on down memory lane, where we brainwash you and make you laugh till you cry!

Would YOU trust someone who bought you off Ebay? Grace is sick of being labelled a snob because of her money. She's sick of her backstabbing friends and her mansion of a house. She doesn't know how to tell if people are friends with Grace, or Grace's money, and all she really wants is a fresh start. So she decides to sell herself on Ebay. Setting up a fake account, she sells herself as a teenage dropout who 'will work for money'. When 'Jas737' wins the auction, everything seems innocent. She gets to work cleaning his apartment, and for once in her life realizes how it feels to have responsibility, and a friend who doesn't judge her for her wealth. But unfortunately for Grace, she learns that you can't trust everyone the hard way. Who's not to say there's other people tracking her down with different meanings for "work"? after all, how's a 'helpless teenage drop out with no money supposed to save herself? Will she be able to keep up her disguise? Is Jas737 even as trustworthy as he says he is? Maybe Grace should have thought twice about selling herself over the internet.

" I woke up cold, and wet with soil caked under my nails, adrenaline flowed through my veins sharpening my senses and flooding back the memories... I crawled away from the edge of the small steam. "Aunt Maggie?!" I shouted into the wilderness. The only response was the flock of birds overhead evacuating the trees. "

These are all jokes that I have either heard, told, read or found on the internet. Hope u guys like them! :D

Harry is horrified. He finds out his former girlfriend has died and left him with their 4 year old child he's just meeting. He has to find a way to deal with being a parent, being a celebrity, and grieving. He is determined to raise his daughter, despite he knows nothing about where to even begin. Will Darcy make it through with her dad, or will she be shut out of his famous life? (Finished) Cover Made By: @WildBeachGurl (Thanks Babe!) ©This story is property of AvannahSay. Stolen chapters, epilogue, and prologue are punishable by law.