Want a good laugh? Bored? Tired of the same old boring statuses on Facebook, Twitter, etc? Can't think of something hilarious or quite witty to post as your status? Have no fear, penguin5689 is here!! Here to bring you some of the most hilarious statuses known to man, and several known to monkey. I thought, well if everyone else can do it, so can I! It's time to add some spice to your life... ***Be on the lookout for a sequel!!!***

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

This book is about the Zodiac signs and what they would do in situations, stuff like that. Hope you enjoy! This book is made by me and my friend @damaraas

Comedy

What does your sign say about you?

wanna know more about us? girls? read this!

So I know you get the regular jack asses who insult or piss you off, Here's a guide/book whatever you wanna call it to beat there comebacks and make 'em cry.

FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.