Some things I do when I'm in class. I am not responsible if you get caught. Tell me in the comments if anything interesting or different happens.

PUNS!

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

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NOTICE: Bloody Dawn is getting a rewrite. I'm finding myself increasingly dissatisfied by various issues and story elements in this story, so I'm planning a rewrite. Some things will not change much, other things will be overhauled/removed entirely. You can still read this craptastic version if you like, but know that there will be a rewrite coming out at some point, hopefully this year. +=+=+=+=+ There are three worlds, separated by a crumbling realm barrier--the Aether, home of the angels; the Nether, cavern of demons; and the Overworld, land of mortals and other magical beings. But there is also a great power, the power to erase all things, the power to rewrite the rules. A power sought out by... well, I mean, come on, of course the villain of this story is the one after this power. Well, that would be the case, but the cover and the summary of a book will only tell you so much. You actually will have to read this book in order to find out about the story. But hey, who knows? Maybe you'll actually enjoy it. Maybe the idea that not everything is as it seems intrigues you. Either way, the only way you'll ever know is if you open this book and see.

On an alien planet where callous, menacing soldiers rely on sex to fuel their battle rage, one human servant is about to bring their fearsome General to his knees. With her memory scattered, Joan doesn't recall how she arrived at Zolan. She just knows that, as the sole human in her military camp, there are life-or-death rules she must follow as a servant: keep your head down, tend to your duties, and whatever you do, never look the Masters in the eye. One fateful day, she unexpectedly runs into The General and breaks the single most important rule: she meets his icy gaze. There, she finds something that forever changes her quiet servant life: fascination. Now, Joan has a choice: resist the General's advances and continue her life of desperate survival, or submit to their intense attraction and allow him to claim her as his. As war hangs in the balance and enemies surround her, one human woman has the chance to upend an entire alien civilization and make her own destiny. It's hers to take, if she dares... *** Zolan Series Book #1 of 5