Dan is a powerful slytherin with a knack for taming beasts while Phil is an uncoordinated hufflepuff with a knack for herbology. but when trouble starts arising in hogwarts and Phil's home, and a darkness looms over their world, Dan soon finds himself faced with an impossible choice.

I have too many of them, I need to put them in a book! Most will probably be fandom based but other pictures will be included!

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Hello. Nice to meet you." Adrien smiled at the blunette they call Marinette. "H- hi." She stammered, a faint blush glowing on her porcelain cheeks. As he stared into her deep ocean eyes and she stared into his emerald green rubies, they knew immediately that there was a connection. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Marinette, a cute, shy, interesting girl, is the holder of the Ladybug miraculous. Adrien, a hot, oblivious, sad model, is the holder of the Black Cat miraculous.