Harry moves into a new house, or mansion shall we say, and he stumbles upon what feels to be a million new rooms every day. The house groans and protests beneath him as he explores, a voice follows him, and he is greeted with Louis Tomlinson, who'd died in the late 1800's from gas inhalation. Louis takes Harry to his own WonderLand, showing him things he'd never experienced before and vice versa. Nothing lasts, however. You must kill your darlings to be infinite.

Niall likes to play pranks on his parents. But when his pranks went to far... His parent decides to play a huge prank on him. By sending him to a Gay Community College.

Louis has a habit of not complaining. Harry hates it because, sometimes if you don’t complain, bad things happen; like ending up in the ICU. This is the OFFICIAL VERSION please note that there are four or five R rated scenes that have been moved to another site to keep this story un-privated. The links are provided in the appropriate places in the story where you can read them. Please check my bio for the link to the translations! These include POLISH (Polski), SPANISH (Español), ITALIAN (Italiano), FRENCH (Français), RUSSIAN (русский), CZECH, CHINESE (中国的), ROMANIAN (român), PORTUGUESE (português), BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE (português do Brasil) SLOVAK (slovenská), DUTCH (Nederlands), GERMAN (Deutsch) Direct link to translation masterpost is: http://room_317.livejournal.com

Zayn learns that when Niall is drunk, he confesses many things. Things that make Zayn blush very hard. Slovak Translation here!: http://lovebites-ff.blog.cz/1406/drunk-1-2

Harry and Niall, in all realness, are total dorks, and have difficulty watching a movie and eating pizza without displaying such traits. Harry also gains the mindset that he's in the Army. ***ONE-SHOT***