smile till' your cheeks get six packs.

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

─ there's no day that Jimin's not perfect, especially on their wedding day GGUKCHU | 05.27.17 | jikook | ✔

"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST MY BAG?!" I turn my head to the side to see the guy who had said the same thing as me. Fucking airports....

"What the hell? What kind of person names their bunny 'Jungkook?'" "What kind of mother names their child 'Jungkook?'" Moon retorted. Started: 02/19/2018 Finished: 02/26/2018 Edited: 06/05/2018 [bunch of fluff]

"why are you so short?" "why are you so tall?" • story idea by eatseokjin • a kim seokjin book.