smiles

smile till' your cheeks get six packs.

the bangtan plants

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

perfect.

─ there's no day that Jimin's not perfect, especially on their wedding day GGUKCHU | 05.27.17 | jikook | ✔

toilet fairy kim seokjin!

"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

lost bag » min yoongi

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST MY BAG?!" I turn my head to the side to see the guy who had said the same thing as me. Fucking airports....

Bunny | Jeon Jungkook ✓

"What the hell? What kind of person names their bunny 'Jungkook?'" "What kind of mother names their child 'Jungkook?'" Moon retorted. Started: 02/19/2018 Finished: 02/26/2018 Edited: 06/05/2018 [bunch of fluff]

height difference

"why are you so short?" "why are you so tall?" • story idea by eatseokjin • a kim seokjin book.

math | jungkook

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.