*Discontinued* This is the original version of Can You Hear Me? in it's unedited form. Monsters were back on the surface! But not everyone was happy with the change... though you aren't one of those people! Happy as a (relatively) popular singer, you were oblivious to the growing discontent. That is, until you met Mettaton's friends! The eventful evening changes your life in more way then one, but where you'll end up you don't know just yet. P.S. I do not own Undertale! If I had to give this story an age rating I'd say maybe 14+ or PG 13 I do use swearwords, there is violence, and there may be topics some people aren't as comfortable with. Of course nothing is stopping you from reading, just do so at your own discretion and know I've given you fair warning.

The only way to the top in this world, this world born of war, born of death, the only way of ascension? ...is to become someone you don't want to be. And so I've got to break a promise. Because I've got a job to do. And there's no-one who's going to keep me from it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ How can something so enticing have such awful side affects? All the itching and the scratching from withdrawl keeps me out of check, I am fixated on all of the things that we were together, but those are fragments that are better off lost forever. (Crystalline- Gumi English)

I.. I don't know why I'm writing this..

I love drawing and I wanted to see if they were great soooo you tell me and maybe also ask me anything to draw and maybe I will do it

It's been two years since the barrier was shattered... All was well until humanity's opinion and voices ruined it all. The war had begun. --------------- Although one girl had always seen the world as a sickening place... A majority of humanity was indeed contaminated, but she was one of the individuals who deserved the mercy of the monsters. From being abused and previously bullied (Y/N) had enough. She escaped her own home, only to be exposed into the havoc of the world. It made her sick. Highest rank: #16 in Fanfiction

You are a lone girl with a normal and boring life... You worked at a convinient store just a few blocks away from your not so great House. You were a rather stoic person who didn't care much about the world. You were also a caffeine addict which wasn't so healthy, but you didn't care either way. Anyway, 3-4 years ago the barrier shattered causing the monsters to become free by the help of a young human named Chara. The monsters were ruthless and terrifying, but they never hurt or kill anyone. But humans were still scared to approach them. On the other hand you, just literally ignored it. You didn't care anyway. Then one day, something changed in your daily basis causing your whole life to change so much. "YOU HUMANS ARE SO DESPITEFUL!!!" "Now now My Lord, we have to show a good first impression right?" "Impression, Impressions... I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT MATER MY LAZY WORTHLESS BROTHER!!" Contains: -Curse words -Triggers -Mentions of deppresion -Gruesome Actions/Scenes -Violence -Puns I only own the Cover Art and Story. I DO NOT own SwapFell AU.

You are a 19 year old human girl looking for a job. One day you seen a notice on the door of a Day care reading "HELP WANTED" in big bold letters. You thought it was a good looking job, seeing as how you love children. What happens next, is a job (Y/N) will never forget...... Read to find out what happens!!! X3

Creepypasta Parody of How People Shower! XD Enjoy~ :)

(Only people who reads the main book "You're not half bad for a human (swapfell sans x reader)" can understand this xD so please go and read that before you come and read this.) You are a gitl with a normal and boring life... You worked at a convinient store just a few blocks away from your AMAZING LOW-CLASS HOUSE! You were a rather a -_- expression and you likey da coffee!!! Anyway, 3-4 years ago, when the barrier was kicked like KAPUSH!! CHARActer free de monsteru The monsters were sacary annoying shitus!!!, but they never bite someone's face off xD But hooman were harrassing da munterus cuz they r evil but u ish not care because you ish a badash bishu!!! Then one day, you met the brashittu anoyying hateeed raspberry and wa pow!! BOOM "Hooman ARE FUCKUDO SHITUS!!" "Now now Lorde-lurd, we need to met human as gud monsteru rayt?" BUTT HOOMAN R SHITUS FIDUCUATUS!!!" . . . "what?" Let's do this shat.

COVER BY : @Undertaker_and_Grell Some conversations the creepypastas have while texting.