I wrote this when I was 13 and finished when I was 16, so you know what to expect!!! This is actually very entertaining!!!!!

I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?