This is purely a jokebook. There will be sexism, offensive jokes, and lies. :) You may not notice, but there are female gamers everywhere. This is the codebook, that they should ALL follow. Dude, this is a frickin joke, don't get your panties in a twist over it. Copyright © 2013 by K.E. Fisher All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of the author, except where permitted by law.

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**