Standing up against the flawed justice system within the Wattpad staff. Updates, rules, and rants within

Do you like Wattpad Cliché Books? No? Well, thanks for wasting my time. Oh, you actually like them? You say it's biased because I held a gun to your head? Welcome to the real world, honeybuckets. Full of your favorite clichés (excluding bad grammar, because that's just painful), this book can do miracles for your tolerance for utter crap! Filled to the brim with fandoms like: PJO! Harry Potter! One Direction! And some more guest appearances. ;) Have fun! All credits go to the respective owners of the franchises mentioned in this book.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Extra! Extra! Doctor Who memes! Read all about it! Add it to your library! If I have posted something twice, you can let me know, but I probably won't change it cuz I am lazy AF <<book one of "memes" series>>

written by a very annoyed reader who finds certain things in fanfics unaccceptable,,, [ fight me haters ] FOR NARNIA

What happen if you were mugged in a alley, but just as you were about to be attacked something stopped the robber. Something scared him off? Most would call this a miracle, but that's not the case your Shadow Protector showed its self to keep you safe. A Shadow Protector is something that most times latches onto we you are a small child. The wonders of children amazes them. How small children would not dream of killing or hurting anyone. The Shadows Protector will stay tell you your self become to dark for them to protect. If they stay with a evil soul they will become a walking zombie. Most the time when they leave this is what a human calls depression. It's rare for a human to know about the Shadows. If they do come to learn of them they are to report it so they can learn about them, and how important they are. Though most the time only year there are 1 or 2 that find out, but it seems with the year closing there are hundreds learning about them. The shadows say because something evil is coming, and they need help from there human to defeat it.