WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

I like to complain, a lot. So much, in fact, that if I got a euro for every time I ranted about something, I'd have enough money to go on a cruise, at least twice a year. Salty is my middle name, so if your food is ever lacking that sodium chloride, just check out my rants. You might get a heart attack, but that's not my problem. Feel free to PM me with any topics you think I should rant about. Oh, and don't forget to bring those unseasoned fries. Cover by: @solitaric Banners by: @TheBlueDJ

(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.