Rebecca Finch hates telling stories. And in her family, they treasure story telling like second nature. But this year she is forced to go to the family reunion to tell a story that might make a little kid cry. When she takes a bus to Chicago, but accidentally falls asleep, she finds out that she... Missed her stop. Kicked out by the bus driver, she has nothing but the clothes on her back, a dead phone and twenty bucks. But that's when Jay, the optimistic hitchhiker that carries a bottomless backpack, stumbles into her path to join her on the adventure. Against her will, of course. With only two weeks until the reunion, the two travel across the country. Armed with only a frying pan, they join the circus, befriend a mob boss, get harassed by a perverted zebra, run away from the Men in Black, and steal a motorcycle only to get caught by the police for a whole different crime. After all the endless bickering, random trivia facts, and off-key singing, how will the two survive each other?

Pental Pal (noun) - one who exchanges letters to one another as pen pals. But uses the same writing utensil, in this case, a pentel pencil. They never wanted to do this from the start. The thought of writing to a complete stranger. Never seeing whose handwriting is in the letter you're reading. Someone who could be miles, maybe even oceans away from you. And all you get is a picture and a name. To Lizzabeth Teschler, this is extra credit. Even though she doesn't want to do this, she had to. But she's doing this for extra credit so she can still maintain her title of having the highest GPA record. Then she could finish the rest of high school and go off to college. Her whole life is all planned out for her, and she can't do anything to change it. There's a future for her, but not the one she wants. To William Patier, it's cruel torture. He had to do this against his will. This is his last chance before he gets shipped off to military school. Nothing but waking up at dawn, eating disgusting food, and not have a single girl in sight every day. After he graduates from school, who knows where he'll find himself. There's no future for him, not like there's any way to change it. So two complete opposites from different worlds are forced to write each other for a whole year. Add that with some arguments, secrets, two pentel pencils, some cookie butter, a Green Day album, an origami heart, some coffee from Starbucks, two teachers dating, Eddie Anderson, a rival and a cheater. With all that bundled up, who knows what will happen? But at least they don't know each other... right?

For the people who love Hitman Jones *cough cough* @Ismellboysbeinggay @NekoBlossom *cough cough*

Like it or not you had fallen hard for the hitman, he's been on your mind as of late. The thoughts of him were making it hard to focus on work, but if one wish could come true then you hoped somehow you could catch his attention. What if you got your wish?...and in the strangest way. Cover Art By Me! Don't Steal!

After witnessing the horrible shooting of a high official from the underground, you are marked for death with your head prized at 10 million dollars. Contract killers from different corners of the globe fly to New York to claim their prize, one of which just happens to be the former charge of your neighbor... DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hitman!Jones or Hetalia and any of its characters. I also don't own the butterfly and crosshair illustrations, I only used them for the cover. All rights reserved. WARNING: The following may have detailed or mild descriptions of gore and violence; black comedy; limes (mild smut); and swearing. Reader discretion is advised.

I was and I mean WAS a normal teenage girl going on twenty. Who loved all the normal things in life, sleeping in (most definitely not a early bird), food, manga&anime. Black Butler being my favourite, the first one that had really caught my attention and managed to keep it. I would imagine being in that world but I would be different, not a full fledged demon as such but different. I just had no idea it would actually happen...when would I fall into it? At the beginning? The middle? The end? Or even after the end? Either way my life will never be the same again.... (Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Black Butler characters only my own which you will have to find out during the story :) also DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SECOND SEASON~)

Just a bunch of funny/cute/corny pick up lines. For both boys and girls;) WARNING INCOMING SEXUAL LINES! Do not read if you are a pure smol bean!

This is such a crack Fic, so don't expect anything good XD and it's quite short..