Fairy Tale My A$$

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Hilarious Facebook Statuses :)

Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only...

Funny Text Typos

Lots Of Ways To Annoy People

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!

Teenager Posts

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

1000 Funny Jokes

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Best friends with Benefits (Completed)

I wrapped my legs around waist, pressing my body closer. My arms snaked around his neck as he slipped his around my waist, pushing me hard against the wall. I bit his lips as his chest pressed against mine, making him smile against my lips, “Like that, huh?” He smirked before pressing his lips against mine. He nibble...

The Bad Boy Next Door- COMPLETED

When Kylie loses everything and becomes pretty reckless shes sent to live with her aunt and her bestfriend Bobby thinking that things are going to be completely boring shes proved wrong. She meets the mysterious bad boy next door, Adrian Grant. Adrian thinks all girls are the same and its easy to make them fall in lov...

Love Bites™ (Harry Styles) [✔] Completed

**[✔]Completed** She always thought she was a normal girl, until she found herself being kidnapped. ©COPYRIGHT 2014, ForeverDreamingx™

Super Bad (Completed 2013)

Ranked #1 in Action, #1 Adventure, #2 in Sci Fi "Whatever you do, don't let your blood run cold." "And if it does?" "Run. Run like hell. Run away from everyone you ever cared about." +++++++++++++ Jessie Daniels is just like you. She uses reading as an escape from her average, bookworm life. She envies and wi...

Rooming With Royals ✔️

Highest Rank #19 in Fantasy. Four guys , hot guys rooming with you and that's not all , they're princes. Supernatural princes. As if that wasn't enough , I might as well have feelings for one if them. But he'd never notice a girl like me. Afterall , he's a demon prince soon to be king and I'm a normal human; aren'...

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Take Me As I Am (Completed)

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

Mr. COLD (the heartbreaker)

Paul Kurt Mendoza, first year college, engineering student. he has no mercy when it comes to girls! well, he doesn't care about other's feelings! know the reason behind his cold treatment to girls and how it will change.

EX with Benefits (COMPLETED)

Sabi nila kapag ex na, ex na. Hindi na dapat nagkikita pa. Meet Arkisha, the girl who will do everything just to make her ex, Adam Jacob stay in her life. After the break up, there is something they can't get enough of. Benefits. Sa larong ito, ang unang ma-inlove ulit, ang talo. But for Arkisha, kaya niyang isuga...

Her Wish (A Short Story)

Masyado na ba kayong masaya sa buhay niyo? Gusto niyo ba ng bago? Yun bang maiba lang? Gusto niyo ba ng konting drama? Gusto niyo bang maiyak para naman ma-circulate ang fluid sa inyong katawan? Kung "OO" ang sagot niyo sa mga tanong na yan ay basahin niyo na itong kwentong 'to. Isang "click" ka nalang! Basa na! ^.^~♥

Fancy Tuna

When Haruhi bakes a cake, Tamaki adds some weird fancy tuna to it. When they take the cake out of the oven, strange things happen... very strange things. First fanfiction with many plot changes and A/N's. Read if you'd like. Absolute cringe.

Don't you hate it

Don't you hate it jokes, want more comment and let me know, let me know if you have any jokes open ideas

The Only Girl in the Band

Vanessa Laine is a college student and aspiring musician. She's got the look and she's got the voice. The only thing that's stopping her is her stage fright...and an opportunity. But opportunity knocks when pop-punk band, The Velocity, holds auditions for a new lead singer at the restaurant that Vanessa works at. Gett...

The Good Death Guide

I found this book. It's for dead people. Yeah. I'm a little worried. A short story about what really happens when you die. A Wattpad 'Featured List' story and winner of the 'HQ Love Award' in the 2014 Wattys! I hope you enjoy it! If you do, please check out my new short story collection for Kindle, 'The Good Death G...

Second Best

Disastrous dates to avoid.

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

The Cleaning Lady Chronicles

These are the stories of my cleaning days, my invisible days, my soooooo lost I got found days. You do have to get lost before you can be found. It's just the way it is! Here's a bit of my lost days stories and my coming through to the other side of nearly two decades of struggling with Idiot. Idiot, at one time, was...

I Killed Him Because I Love Him (Declamation Piece)

Sa Elevator...

Wala talagang pinipiling oras at lugar ang tadhana no? What's meant to be, Destiny will always finds a way...

The Gay Who Stabbed Me

Other women fall for guys. I fall for a gay. The Gay Who Stabbed Me.

Worthless (Published Under MPress)

Maria Georgianne Marfori loved Noah Elizalde more than anything in this world. Ganon din halos lahat ng mga babaeng kilala niya. Yes, he's probably that hot and adorable. Kaya naman ay maaga niyang natutunan ang pag mamahal ng walang pag aalinlangan at takot. Kailanman ay hindi niya naisip na darating ang araw na susu...