Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

River Song and the Doctor have a child, a girl named Kristina Amelia Song. She is abducted by the silence including a particularly angry Madame Kovarian as she's upset with Amy. Join the struggles, highs and lows of the "Kick-Ass" (if she may say so herself) Kristina- "call me Kris, Kristy or Kristen it's what my friends do." Join her search for her parents thinking they are just human and her beating every single monsters back-side that comes to near.

Jeremy forgot to wind the box! He expects death and instead gets the surprise of his life.

The twins are in a bit of a situation. They both love each other more than a sibling normally would. They secretly exchange kisses, and try a way to make it work without the whole Host Club knowing. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO THE OWNER OF THE SHOW, UNLESS STATED OTHER WISE.

You used to live a life of pain and sadness. One day when you ran away for your life you where saved by the Allies and the Axis. But will things get better or will they get worse?

Liza Riddle thinks that she is a normal girl. But she is wrong! Liza is the daughter of Bellatrix and Voldmort the two most dark wizards in the world. Liza now lives with the Weasley family and everything is going perfect. Until Liza meets Harry Potter. Find out her adventures at Hogwrats with the very own Boy-who-lived.

Take a second and imagine that Harry Potter had a twin sister. This would leave you with alot of questions I'm sure. Did she die? Why didn't Hagrid take her too? Why is she never mentioned? Its actally rather simple, and it also happens to be true. Her name is Sky Potter, and today is your lucky day because she is going to tell you her story. Remember nothing is as simple as you always thought it was. @elizax3 created the cover. Now Complete.

The Wizarding War is over. Voldemort is dead. The Wizarding World is now peaceful. Wizards and Witches are still reminiscing about the past. Hermione Granger and the rest of her batch are returning for their final year and there she meets Draco Malfoy, again. Friendships are made. Attraction starts to grow. Jealousy takes place. No one would possibly think that the "Brightest Witch Of The Age" can make the "Slytherin Badboy" fall, seriously. But what if betrayals are done? Trust has been broken. Reputation is destroyed. Rejection will follow. A child will be born. Two years have passed by so easily then suddenly, he came back saying it was all fictitious. Asks for marriage but leaving her again. True love is hard to find as others may say. Problems are coming. Surprises are waiting. Temptations will be faced. But only few can stand after thousands of trials that has been remedied and all questions that has been answered. Will it still be . . . Hermione Malfoy?!

A series of one shots of the Shadow World