A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

"(Y/n), this is Gene. Gene this is the girl I've been telling you about." Ivy said. "Hi." I replied. "Hey." Gene said. AAAAAHHH!!! I'M GONNA FAINT!!! "So why exactly do you want me to meet him?" I asked. "Because. I don't want to spoil the surprise. Anyway, gotta run. See ya!" Ivy answered and left me. ○●○●○●○● So this is a Phoenix Drop High fanfic. And that's pretty much it. I hope you enjoy this. Book 1 of 3