Sarcasm 101

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

Flames Of Love (Gene X Reader)

"(Y/n), this is Gene. Gene this is the girl I've been telling you about." Ivy said. "Hi." I replied. "Hey." Gene said. AAAAAHHH!!! I'M GONNA FAINT!!! "So why exactly do you want me to meet him?" I asked. "Because. I don't want to spoil the surprise. Anyway, gotta run. See ya!" Ivy answered and left me. ○●○●○●○● So thi...