"Give me sex and your time and I'll buy you anything you want, baby." In which a girl takes up an offer, but then realizes that it isn't as easy and simple as she thought it'd be. Highest rank: fanfiction #3 This story is so bad I wrote it in 2014. Be warned.

'I'm in love with dogs and you, Calum' she smiled. DOGS AND YOU [Calum Hood] © mashton-trash amazing cover by @dipelukecalum All Right Reserved

in which a mission to fuck luke over goes horribly wrong

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

"Gue pamit dulu, ya. Lu harus ikhlas, atau nggak gue nggak akan tenang" Kemudian, sambungan telfon diputus olehnya. Kemudian, dia meninggalkan gue sendiri Kemudian, kata 'pamit'-nya menjadi ucapan selamat tinggal untuk yang terakhir kali.