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"well, what can i say sweater boy, you and i mix as well as those damn paints on my brushes and the colors in those sunsets you love so much."

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

Dan Howell is dealing with depression. And anxiety. And he's losing his mind. Maybe he just needs to find his Knight in shining armor. Will he?

Daniel Howell, Forensic Anthropologist. 25 years old, the best in the Forensic field. Philip Lester, Federal Agent. 29 years old, more field expierence and hands on action than anyone else. When Dan is left with a decaying body, and no solid answers, he is forced to rely on an overconfident FBI agent, and the hope that the bones will eventually tell the thruth, that someone is desperately trying to hide. (Based on the Fox T.V. series, Bones.) Cover art: the phabulous @lionluver12