A Random Book About Us and Our Lives. If We Even have one ;)

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

You sign up for a dating site yourself. (You're desperate) You find someone who's just like you but you don't like his photo. What do you do? Next! This boy is just like you but doesn't have a picture. What do you do. Take a risk or let it go?

My book for things I hate or just random things that kinda gets on my nerves! That's all what more do you need to know? Its just a rant book...

(I'ɖ ʟɨҡɛ tօ tɦaռҡ Lʊռa ʄօʀ ʍʏ ċօʋɛʀ ɨts aʍaʐɨռɢ!!) Iʍaɢɨռɛ աaҡɨռɢ ʊք օռ a ċօʟɖ ɦaʀɖ ʄʟօօʀ ɨռ tɦɛ ʍɨɖɖʟɛ օʄ a ʍaʐɛ. Nօա ɨʍaɢɨռɛ a ʋօɨċɛ, ɖɛɛք aռɖ ɨռtɨʍɨɖatɨռɢ, tɛʟʟɨռɢ ʏօʊ tɦat ʏօʊ օռʟʏ ɦaʋɛ ɦaʟʄ aռ ɦօʊʀ tօ ʍaҡɛ ɨt tօ tɦɛ ɛռɖ.... Oʀ ʏօʊ ɖɨɛ. Yօʊ աօʊʟɖ քaռɨċ aռɖ tʀʏ tօ ɢɛt tօ tɦɛ ɛռɖ ʀɨɢɦt? Aռɖ աɦat ɨʄ օռɛ աʀօռɢ ʍօʋɛ ʏօʊ ċօʊʟɖ ɛռɖ ʊք ҡɨʟʟɨռɢ ʏօʊʀsɛʟʄ. Bʊt աɦat ɨʄ ɖʏɨռɢ աas tɦɛ ɮɛttɛʀ օքtɨօռ, աɦat ɨʄ sʊʀʋɨʋɨռɢ աas աօʀsɛ? Wɦat ɨʄ tɦɨs աas aʟʟ ʝʊst օռɛ ɮɨɢ ɢaʍɛ օʄ ɖɛatɦ aռɖ ɮʟօօɖsɦɛɖ? I ҡռօա ɨt sօʊռɖs ʟɨҡɛ I'ʍ ċʀaʐʏ, ɮʊt ɨts tʀʊɛ. Tɦɛ ɢaʍɛs aʀɛ ռօtɦɨռɢ tօ ʍɛss աɨtɦ. Wɦatɛʋɛʀ ʏօʊ ɖօ.... Dɨɛ at tɦɛ ʍaʐɛ.

Wɦat ɖօ ʏօʊ tɦɨռҡ քaʟ? Tɦɨs ɨs a ɮօօҡ օʄ aɖʋɨċɛ... I ċaռ tɛʟʟ 'աɦat' aռɖ 'աɦat ռօt' tօ ɖօ ɨռ ʏօʊʀ ʟɨʄɛ. Mօstʟʏ 'what ռօts' tɦօʊɢɦ.... Yօʊ ɦaʋɛ ɮɛɛռ աaʀռɛɖ.

Wɦat tɦɛ tɨtʟɛ saʏs Aʟsօ Tɦaռҡ ʏօʊ Sҡʏ ʄօʀ tɦɛ ċօʋɛʀ

I don't know you tell me.

{Iʄ ʏօʊ ɢɛt ɮʊttɦʊʀt ɛasɨʟʏ, tɦɛռ ɖօռ't ʀɛaɖ!! Tɦɨs ɨs ҡɨռɖa a ʀaռt ɮօօҡ as աɛʟʟ օҡ ɢօօɖɮʏɛ} Wɦat's ʍʏ ռaʍɛ? I'ʟʟ tɛʟʟ ʏօʊ ʟatɛʀ... Wɦat's ʍʏ stօʀʏ? Isռ't tɦat ɨʍքօʀtaռt. Wɦʏ aʍ I աʀɨtɨռɢ tɦɨs? Wɦʏ aʀɛ ʏօʊ ʀɛaɖɨռɢ? Bɛċaʊsɛ I ɦaʋɛ a ʋօɨċɛ aռɖ I աaռt ɨt ɦɛaʀɖ I'ʍ tɨʀɛɖ օʄ ɮɛɨռɢ ʝʊɖɢɛɖ ɮʏ sօċɨɛtʏ tօ ɮɛ sօʍɛtɦɨռɢ I'ʍ ռօt, ռօʀ աɨʟʟ ɛʋɛʀ ɮɛ. Aռɖ I'ʍ sʊʀɛ ʏօʊ aʀɛ tօօ.

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