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SECRET ADMIRER  by blissfcll
SECRET ADMIRER
blissfcll
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"potter! i heard you got a secret admirer!" the voice laughs. ALSO ON AO3 WITH CORRECT GRAMMAR AND MISTAKES: "Secret Admirer" by "blissfcll"
Opposites - a Drarry Story by purlty
Opposites - a Drarry Story
purlty
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edit: story discontinued at chapter 19 The wizarding war against Voldemort is over, and an eighth term has been proposed for the former seventh years at Hogwarts. While the students and staff of Hogwarts work towards reforming broken trusts and cleaning up the emotional and physical wreckage left behind by Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself fighting another war. But this one isn't in his head, or even in his wand skills. In fact, it's the opposite. This is a battle Harry must fight in his heart- and it has blond hair and piercing gray eyes. *warnings: will contain some language and sexuality* *I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR SETTING, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*
Drarry- It Was All Just a Game (Old Version) by Write_me227
Drarry- It Was All Just a Game (Old Version)
Write_me227
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When Draco comes up with an idea to mess with Harry during the Triwizard Tournament, will he be the one who will get burned in the end? Drarry #wattpride #drarry If you're a first time reader, I highly recommend reading the new version! It's posted on my profile!
Broken home ➤ Harry Potter |COMPLETED| by kittay_cat
Broken home ➤ Harry Potter |COMPLETED|
kittay_cat
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Harry James Potter, age six, has never been allowed outside. It's one of the rules in the Durlsey house. But what happens when he defies the rules? WARNINGS- Extreme content Child abuse Trigger warnings
PewDieCry: Experience by FlyLemon
PewDieCry: Experience
FlyLemon
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When Cry and PewDiePie both get accepted to take part in a competition called 'Experience2013' they, nor any of the other other contestants know what they've let themselves in for. As they both find unexpected love they begin to discover that there is much more to 'Experience2013' than they first thought. FOR FIRST TIME READERS: PLEASE DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE SPOILERS.
We're Soulmates?! (Boyxboy)[UNDER EDITING] by cactuspriince
We're Soulmates?! (Boyxboy)[UNDER EDITING]
cactuspriince
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Please note that this isn't reflective of my current writing. I promise I've improved a lot. Soulmates work differently than most think. When a soulmate puts any kind of ink on their skin it shows up on the others skin. Same thing, same place. Raven Smith had been told by his parents that they were soulmates. They had gotten matching tattoos just to prove it. They weren't soulmates. So when they divorced, Ravens father started drinking and his mother commited suicide. Soulmates weren't real. Why should he believe it? Adrian Even's parents were soulmates. Both of his dads, they met in highschool when they noticed a tattoo on both of their hands. Now Adrian is waiting to find his one and only. What happens when Adrian notices notes from his math class on his hand...? What happens when Raven notices flowers and angels appearing on his arm?
Together (Harry potter sister fanfic) by briannags1
Together (Harry potter sister fanfic)
briannags1
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It had been ten years since that day Anna was 3, Harry was 1, the day that their parents were killed. Ten years Anna since the last time Anna saw her brother Harry. This year Harry is coming to Hogwarts. This year is going to be the beginning for Anna. She is going to learn somethings about her self she that she never knew. But she is determined to keep her friends and brother safe. Will she?
The Heir of Gryffindor by deirdre-potter
The Heir of Gryffindor
deirdre-potter
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Lily Luna Potter The daughter of the one and only, Harry Potter Has come to Hogwarts with her 2 older brothers, Albus and James Can she live up to her family name?
The Forgotten Sister by KaiaWinters
The Forgotten Sister
KaiaWinters
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What would happen if Harry Potter had a sister that everyone forgot about? Elianna Potter was three years old when Voldemort came for her family. When she and her brother are the only survivors, everyone remembers the little boy with the lightning scar, but not the little girl who witnessed it all and remembered every last detail. This is Eli’s story, and her fight to keep her brother alive.