Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

i'm not just a fuck up i'm a fuck up you need. + or when dan is a heroin addicted prostitute getting away with murder and phil is an innocent bystander slowly becoming obsessed with his games. trigger warnings for • coarse language • blood and gore • sexual assault • major character death • sexual references and scenes • drug references • drug usage

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

i was sinking, and i couldn't swim. {phan au} highest ranking - #10 in danandphil

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4