[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

+if you don't like girls taking off each other's clothes, don't read it +just a short thing I wrote

Dan gets hammered and accidentally stumbles upon one of Phil's "dirty little secrets" and the universe seems to lose all balance and meaning. I made this smuffy, and somewhat angsty little Dan&Phil birthday oneshot for my friend, so enjoy while eating a delicious slice of frosted diabetes for maximum results! HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Phanficticon1008 You are awesome and hella sexy! Seriously this chick is da nuclear bomb! [WARNING; If smutt makes you uncomfortable and you refuse to bend logic and physics for the sake of fiction, then I suggest you stop reading gay fanfiction, coz seriously, that is the majority of it.]

brendon urine has started a chat. brendon urine: *insert awesome one liner to start off this epic group chat*