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My astonishment orchestrates a gasp in my lungs, glues a hand to my mouth as I stare surprised at the mess on the bedroom floor who still hasn't recovered, and through this all I can only shape one sentence that sums everything up pretty well, a sentence that pains me to say. "You're sick, Lucien." All my companion does is install a narrow tunnel into his eyes, a conviction like no other. "Isn't every writer?" All Allen Ginsberg needs is a library book on rhyme and meter, things he absolutely abhors for being so ever present yet things he requires for his blog article. What he finds is rather a young librarian and writer by the name of Lucien Carr, choking on cigarettes and booze and the glamorous life of deterioration -- and just like his writing, it's quite magnificent. ~~Wattpad Featured Book 19 September, 2016~~

He had a simple life, a caring girlfriend and a decent school life. But that all changes when his widowed mother meets a rich Japanese bachelor, who just so happens to be looking for a wife. His simple life was taken away from him, forced to move to an unfamiliar country, and forced to go off to a pink castle of a school with his new step-brother, who just happens to hate him. How will Tony Detroit survive? Especially when a certain host club takes an interest in him. Warning: there may be some triggers in this story, read at your own risk! Rape, child abuse, abuse, grooming, forced married.

Pearlina Wideacre was born half mermaid and half witch. Her parents love were forbidden. Their love resulted with the birth of their daughter who didn't really know her place in both worlds. In her journey, she falls in love with a blond wizard. The question is, would her love for him be forbidden like her mother and father?

Beverly came from a long line of a powerful pureblood family, the Vale. When she was born, she didn’t show any magic abilities. She was a squib. Her family disowned her and she was put in the woods to die. Someone came one day and took her in. She was raised in the Casterwell Institute of Magics. She was raised in the muggle world and the magical world. She revealed a secret ability at the age of 4. At the age of 7, she was given the opportunity to work at Hogwarts. At the age of 10, she meets someone. Someone that she wasn’t suppose to fall for. A Draco Malfoy love story. Disclaimer: everything besides Beverly and other characters that are not recognized by the readers belong to J. K. Rowling.

"and I was enchanted to meet you... all I can say is I was enchanted to meet you." Felicity Longbottom, Neville Longbottom's twin sister, has been waiting her whole life to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She's fiery, confident, and ready to take on the world. But when she meets the one and only Draco Malfoy, all her hopes for fun, easy, carefree years at Hogwarts goes down the drain. highest ranking: #516 in Fanfiction #12 in dracomalfoy i'm shit at descriptions and i started writing this when i was 12 so it's a pretty cringey fanfic but i'd like to believe that i gets better around 3rd or 4th year ?? idk read at your own risk also it's a s l o w b u r n so sorry for that huge thank you to @Kmbishop26 for the beautiful cover !!!<3

Samantha's the type of girl who's not girly, who plays pranks, and would rather hang out with guys. But she's also the type who does well in class, loves to read, and is brainy. What happens when she meets the Marauders... and especially Remus?

Just short stories of Ciel x Alois, Sebastian x Alois, and the occasionally Claude x Alois, Sebastian x Claude, and Claude x Ciel...maybe Sebastian x Ciel too I DON'T OWN BLACK BUTLER AT ALL...but I wish I did