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The Metaphysicist (Kill Your Darlings) | Featured

My astonishment orchestrates a gasp in my lungs, glues a hand to my mouth as I stare surprised at the mess on the bedroom floor who still hasn't recovered, and through this all I can only shape one sentence that sums everything up pretty well, a sentence that pains me to say. "You're sick, Lucien." All my companion do...

Larger Than Life ({ OHSHC }) ({ Boy x Boy })

He had a simple life, a caring girlfriend and a decent school life. But that all changes when his widowed mother meets a rich Japanese bachelor, who just so happens to be looking for a wife. His simple life was taken away from him, forced to move to an unfamiliar country, and forced to go off to a pink castle of a sc...

Forbidden Love (Draco Malfoy Love Story)

Pearlina Wideacre was born half mermaid and half witch. Her parents love were forbidden. Their love resulted with the birth of their daughter who didn't really know her place in both worlds. In her journey, she falls in love with a blond wizard. The question is, would her love for him be forbidden like her mother and...

Healing Pureblood (Draco Malfoy Love Story)

Beverly came from a long line of a powerful pureblood family, the Vale. When she was born, she didn’t show any magic abilities. She was a squib. Her family disowned her and she was put in the woods to die. Someone came one day and took her in. She was raised in the Casterwell Institute of Magics. She was raised in the...

enchanted • draco malfoy

"and I was enchanted to meet you... all I can say is I was enchanted to meet you." Felicity Longbottom, Neville Longbottom's twin sister, has been waiting her whole life to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She's fiery, confident, and ready to take on the world. But when she meets the one and only Drac...

The Fifth Marauder

Samantha's the type of girl who's not girly, who plays pranks, and would rather hang out with guys. But she's also the type who does well in class, loves to read, and is brainy. What happens when she meets the Marauders... and especially Remus?

Black Butler: Short Stories

Just short stories of Ciel x Alois, Sebastian x Alois, and the occasionally Claude x Alois, Sebastian x Claude, and Claude x Ciel...maybe Sebastian x Ciel too I DON'T OWN BLACK BUTLER AT ALL...but I wish I did

A Guild's Smile

Welcome to Nightmare Demon's!! I cant really describe much of my Guild, but I can tell you we're a family and love each other very much, we protect one another, through thick and thin, we're inseparable, except through missions, but we'll be there if you call. We're not widely known, well that will be modest of me, We...