If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Seven letters, seven confessions, seven clues. Elliot Parker has what he needs to find out who killed his best friend... But is he hunting down the killer? Or is the killer hunting him? ***** When Colton Crest returns, unharmed, to his small town after mysteriously disappearing for two months, his best friend Elliot Parker breathes a sigh of relief. But days later, on the night before graduation, Elliot finds Colton in the lake. Dead. And on the day of his funeral, Elliot finds a letter in his jacket pocket with four words that send him spiralling: I killed Colton Crest. There are six more letters to find, six more confessions about Colton, six more clues to uncover why he was murdered. Elliot has no choice but to play this sick scavenger hunt, and with each new revelation, he begins to question whether he really knew Colton - or anyone else in that little town of dark secrets. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

done with pain.

This is a secret, okay? You and me? I'm the one in charge. I'm the one who's supposed to pull the puppet strings. Not her. How did she took charge? She was supposed to be imaginary. I didn't ask for an imaginary friend to enter my mind. Yes, I do invite her to my tea parties sometimes but I do not invite her to my mind. I locked that door. but she manages to welcome herself in. And I hate it when she takes over. No one is supposed to know about this. Oh no, Am I making another imaginary friend. I need to stop now before I become a whole different person but here's the thing. Her name is Lucy and I'm Audrey. I'm Audrey, always remember that. Audrey Hofer. That's me. That's my name.

Beg sandang itu aku dikeluarkan isinya satu persatu. Satu lagi beg strip hitam yang aku gunakan untuk menyimpan pelbagai jenis alatan - playar, pisau, gunting, et cetera - aku keluarkan dan letak di sebelah kanan lelaki itu. "Let the game begin."

Setiap dari kita punya jalan cerita yang berbeza. Ada yang mendamba cinta manusia sepenuh jiwa, ada juga yang sentiasa mendamba cinta dari yang Esa. Wati, seorang gadis yang percaya kepada cinta selepas nikah. Walau apa pun yang terjadi, percintaan sebelum nikah itu bukan pilihan hidupnya. Izwanpula, seorang lelaki yang percaya bahawa mengenali seseorang sebelum bernikah itu perkara utama. Nikah itu nikahlah, tapi bercinta sebelum nikah itu tak salah. Bagaimana kisah mereka berdua ini bila bertemu? Adakah Wati akan melupakan prinsip hidupnya, atau adakah Izwan ditinggalkan begitu sahaja? Apakah kesudahannya? Mungkinkah bahagia sementara di dunia, atau terus bahagia hingga ke jannah Nya. Selamat membaca! Semoga kisah ini ada manfaatnya buat kita semua, insyaAllah.

Cerita ini mengisahkan tentang perjalanan hidup Alif mencari seorang pembunuh misteri yang telah membunuh satu persatu orang yang disanyanginya melalui sebuah diari. Nak dipendekkan cerita, segala pembunuhan kejam dan misteri itu dicatat dalam diari Si Pembunuh dan dijadikan sebagai kisah dendamnya. Mampukah Alif terselamat daripada cengkaman pembunuh tersebut ataupun namanya akan tercatat sekali dalam diari itu.

Izzat si baker Helena si homewrecker Pertemuan penuh bahagia? Na ah, tapi macam anjing dengan kucing.

NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AND E-BOOK This is a 10-chapter sample of a published novel. A stolen kiss. An unstable curse. One big mess in the making. Derric Harver never expected to amount to anything more than the palace stableboy, but when Princess Maria's curse keeps her from accepting a prince's proposal, she turns to him for help, and he doesn't dare refuse. With the help of a lady's maid and a prince, Derric and Maria embark on a dangerous adventure to find the sorceress who cast the curse. Along the way they battle monsters, make friends, and discover new truths about themselves--not to mention the undeniable chemistry between them. Reaching their destination won't be easy, but the true danger lies in the truths they've fought for years to hide. A Stolen Kiss is the first in the Stolen Royals Series--an adventure with magical creatures, dangerous lies, and being true to the power within.