"Are you medusa bc ur making me stone hard"
"Leave"
or the one where harry is constantly horny and niall is tired of his f*ck boy ways
:my first story, and possible the worst story you will ever read. this story somehow won 3rd place in the bromance awards:
Businessman Harry Styles calls upon a sex hot line to get through his lonely nights. What starts off as a pure sexual service soon turns emotional when Harry begins to make calls just to talk to 'Lucky'. [1st Place Popular Narry (Bromance Awards 2015)]
calum and ashton are neighbors. who secretly have a sexually relationship. no one at school knows until one of them start to catch a serious bug called 'feelings'
fem!cal bottom!cal top!ashton
"Are you in love with Ashton?"
"Sometimes. We have a love-hate agreement."
Or the one where Ashton is sort of afraid of submissiveness and Calum just wants him to stay for like 2 seconds.