Precisely a loose conglomeration of reprehensible puns devised by the fandom community. the cover art is by wi-fu.tumblr.com!

AU! The young gems head off to Rose Quartz's class in the Authority School. Human and Gems are now "equal" and Gems are more adapted to human culture. Amethyst is the adopted child of Rose. Garnet is the strange and most powerful kid on the playground. Pearl is the uptight and pampered princess of the area. And of course, the Homeworld gems have a place in one of the Diamond classrooms. (Jasper, Lapis and Peridot) [COVER ART DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST] {My first fanfic!}

Steven Universe Fanfiction. Sort of.