In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the months after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy comes to live with Harry Potter under witness protection. But Draco seems somehow different, and Harry is determined to find out why and whether it is going to mean anything different for their relationship. Meanwhile, it seems the Golden Trio might have missed Voldemort's true goal for the Deathly Hallows. Drarry Fanfiction. 56k words.

A looming darkness has gathered, and the storm is headed for Asgard. Thor needs help, and more than that, he needs the girl raised on Earth. The Earth girl, and his imprisoned brother. Valkyrie Sutton is of Earth. Or Midgard. Or whatever. When Thor, God of Thunder, appears to take her to Asgard without much explanation, Val finds out things about herself she never expected. Tossed into chaos and ripped from her former life, Val finds trouble, and trouble goes by the name of Loki. And like it or not, she needs Trouble's help to save Asgard. Secrets are revealed, bonds are formed, and chances are taken. She will risk everything in the process, all for the sake of the kingdom that threw her away. Post-Avengers. Cover Art by @estefaniML Reviews! "I LOVE THIS. It is eloquently written and drew me in from the very beginning. :D" - CrazyCranberry "well written and pulls in the reader with its simplicity and light sprinkling of intrigue. everything feels real." - angelinatomas "Oh my goodness!! This book is amazing!!!! I just can't wait to see what happens next!!!!" - CharmCasterAvenger "Ashdojakjsjfjwjdjsjcskdjfjskd" - dianalauramg "Val definitely is badass." - Isitmadness "Oh my gods this story is AWESOME!!!!! as a huge Loki fan this is extremely amazing." - 7katie2002 "I feel like I've been through so much with [Loki] by reading this story! Look, there's so much feels I'm using waaay too many exclamation points!! THE FEEELS!!!!" - Willow256 "BEST. LOKI. FANFIC. EVER!!!!!" - flameaugustineaka

What'd happen if Moriarty's bomb blew up in 'The Great Game'? Here's an idea.

Keith is a bit off his game and the other Paladins are taking notice. Even Lance is growing concerned at his teammate's behavior.

The Paladins of Voltron are joined by Princess Allura on a mission to retrieve an artifact on a planet that reminds the Paladins of Earth. The planet is full of traps, the biggest one being that the water, if touched, would put you into a sleep-like trance and give you vivid dreams of your truest desires. But Keith doesn't know what his truest desires are, and when he is forced to go into the water, he has a dream that he might not awake from. Can Lance get him to come back to reality and face the fact that they both are in love with one another? DISCLAIMER: This was written way before Allura was revealed to be a "teenager." As such, the discourse has discouraged me from liking Shallura, even though part of me doesn't believe Allura is a teen since she looks and acts older than Keith, Lance, and Hunk (who are 16/17). I prefer ShiroxMatt now anyways. Summary has been updated on September 16th, 2016 Story was completed on September 27th, 2016 Original cover art: http://hakuku.deviantart.com/art/The-Black-and-Red-Paladins-618502963

Michifer Coffee Shop AU This was the last time Michael was letting Anna set him up on a blind date. The whole idea of a blind date was moronic. 1. You don't know who they are, what they look like, how old they are, 2. You have to rely on whoever was setting you up, which in this case was his sister, to know you well enough to find a suitable match, 3. You've never met them before, and have no idea if they're going to launch into a tirade about how much of a bitch their ex was, yet reminisce about all the good times, but then declare that they are moving on. Yeah, no shit.

A one-shot about Leo De La Iglesia and Guang-Hong Ji from the anime Yuri On Ice.