I love pickles

Rants, jokes, fangirling, and random poop that pops in my head is in this book. Beware, I'm quite foul-mouthed so I apologize in advance. Whelp, that's it. Go on, read it. The description is over. Stop. What are you doing? Just quit, dude. Seriously. There's nothing here. Still reading? Fine. Be that way. Meh.