Just a silly thing I came up with, enjoy!

It wasn't everyday you'd find a Peridot o ut of nowhere. Said Peridot wasn't a regular jewelry that was normally favored by dirty hobos to earn money, or simply a shiny crystallized object that is easy to look at. No, this Peridot you found is not just a 'gem'. Now you find yourself completely baffled by the existence of alien comic books. Re-watching the classic E.T. DVD you have at your home, completely sneering at the aliens you thought were fiction. Nope. This just proves you to be one of the world's hypocritical idiot, congratulations! Now, there's no turning back. As much as you wish tormenting yourself with math homework for the time being, you just had to have a road trip to-let's say, random places. Now you find yourself stuck in a world of crazy monsters, techno geeks and ocean freaks. Which only proves how strange life truly is. Right now? Just try to enjoy life with a slice of pizza before things completely turn upside down. Who knows? It might be your last taste. ~ Greener on the other side (Peridot x Reader) ~

Despite being a modern gem, with a high amount of intelligence, and a knack for getting in and out of silly situations with ease, she didn't last more than a month alone on Earth. You came upon her on a lonely walk home from work. You could say that, in a way, you rescued her. Much to her disdain.

When you continue your day as usual, you receive an unexpected guest that arrives in your home. ( This may become a Peridot X Human!Reader romance) I tried to keep the 'human', or you, with simple pronouns, so that way everyone can enjoy it, whether you be male or female. or whatever you choose to be respectfully called. ^u^ *Characters and Steven Universe, the show, both belong to the amazing, beloved Rebecca Sugar. * *ART ON COVER IS MINE AND BELONGS TO ME. DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION*

A tale of a dorito and a schoolgirl. (No Hate Please!)

I am t rash thanks. You are trash also We are trash together And we will be trash with Peridot in these cutesy kissy one shots