What would've happened in my head if Drapple was cannon

It's happening. It's here. DRAPPLE 2 IS HERE! This is the second book in the cheesy (No! Appely!) fanfic series that is Drapple by Strangeamatic!!!! k so if you haven't read book 1 yet, do it or I will stuff an apple in your face while you sleep. Well. The plot. Draco and Apple are happily married, and have many not-disturbing-at-all children. But one sinister villain is on the rise: Pear. The children of Apple and Draco will play a vital role in this incredibly epic tale, as backstories are revealed and people are eaten. But don't worry, you can't compare pears and apples. Oh. Nevermind. You can compare Apple and Pear. Who is stronger? Who will win? WHAT IS APPLE'S DARK SECRET? DUN DUN DUNH DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. AS ALWAYS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, THEY ALL BELONG TO THE OH SO GREAT QUEEN JK ROWLING!!!! All situations are mine though, and nothing at all corresponds with the book 'cause I'm dumb or something idk. Well, anyways, just go read it! i hope you love this as much as you did the first!

A story of Draco and his true love, an apple! But one day, his apple gets bitten by Ron, would apple really fall for a blood traitor???!!! (I do not own harry potter or any of the characters however I do own the cover)

*DracoxApple* Draco Malfoy loves his apple. But one day, Harry eats it by accident. Will Apple be okay???? :3

A Draco x apple oneshot

Draco loves Apple and Apple loves Draco and they just confessed it to each other. But fate can be crule.

A Draco & Apple love ship

"I've fought for you for as long as I could. I've caressed you. But now, you have become a part of someone else." In a love story to rival "Twilight", an intricate love story between a boy and his apple is wound. After weeks of fighting for it, the apple leaves him and disappears--forever. From the author of "Reducto" comes a different but just as serious story. "This is the funniest and best thing I've ever read oh my gosh. A+ for brilliant writing" --@mypatronous "This is hilarious!" --WeasleyTwinsRule "This has provided me and my friends with a much needed laugh at school :)" --thEcrEAtOr23

Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.