In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't write this but I have been given permission to post this all credit goes to Valentinesdaygreen and a link below to the original story origin http://valentinesdaygreen.deviantart.com/

Kageyama Tobio has been an assassin for a while now. He knows to not make friends and to not get attached to anyone. But what happens when he can't help but get attached to an orange-haired boy his age?

Everyone knows who the Queen's guard dog is: Ciel Phantomhive. What happens when the Queen finds another pet, this time a sly kitty with her unearthly butler, and decides to make a team of the two? Excerpt from Chapter One: "Lady Maria Elrose, also known as the Queen's kitten." The butler's eyes widened a little bit before he was rudely shoved aside by a smaller boy with an eyepatch and one blue eye that was visible. "She's a girl?! An actual girl?!" He looked her over, his shock momentarily showing. "You are the Queen's dog, are you not," Maria replied. "I do not believe you are an actual dog either." Ciel looked long and hard at her, realizing that she wasn't just some ditzy - animal - pet of the Queen. ----------------------------------- Excerpt from Chapter 10: Sebastian slowly shook his head, and Ciel closed his eyes and leaned back in his chair, his untouched tea sitting on the table before him. Anyone - human or demon - could literally see the worry rolling off of him in waves. Sebastian himself felt a twinge of... something. "I will find her, my Lord." He bowed deeply as Ciel responded. "You had better, I ordered you to."

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<FrUK> A kinkmeme prompt fill in which America notices a clearly French doodle on England's hand. Curious, he asks about it.

"I swear, when I grow up," Francis told Arthur, in all the seriousness the flamboyant five year old could muster, "I won't just buy you a rose."

A drunk Francis stumbles into Arthur's house at night, and Arthur has to take care of him. He starts getting unfamiliar feelings in his stomach and chest whenever he thinks about the blonde haired frog. But when a drunk Francis unexpectedly kisses Arthur, how will Arthur react?