Dirty Jokes

Flightless Bird || l.s. ✔︎

Louis is a principal dancer with The Royal Ballet. When his rival, moody dance prodigy, Harry, joins the company, old wounds are reopened and old passions reignited. During the company's production of Swan Lake the secret that doomed their love is finally revealed, but will it be too late? [COMPLETED]

Stolen by a monster (JBFF)

Saysan was at the park laying in the grass reading her favorite book when she felt him staring at her from a distance in his car and she looked over at her sister and her best friend on the swings and no one seemed to notice ..then he began to approach her. Even with her racing thoughts telling her to get up and run...

choose | luke hemmings

It's you, May. You're what I want forever. [COMPLETE] achievements: #1 in fanfiction

Captured

IN DEVELOPMENT SONY TELEVISION PICTURES & KOMIXX ENTERTAINMENT (The Kissing Booth) 2014 Watty Award Winner, Selected by @PPZmovie for the Best Female Horror Stories, and Selected by @TheReturned for the Best of Horror! Kidnapped, blindfolded, and thrown in the trunk of a car, Abriana Vega's date with Easto...

Puns.2

you thought the first 65 days of puns were cool? WELL AHAHA, you thought wrong because we have 300 hundred more days to go! but only a hundred puns will be included in this c: NOW ENJOY the more puns that are to be...

Bad puns and Jokes that'll make you go, "Ha... ha..."

Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

Lol so true

Lolsoteue JUST READ IT AND YOU WILL UNDESTAND

Jokes

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

leave your lover » harry styles

"leave your lover, leave him for me" cover made by @sweaterlou © reliefs

Café Boy |h.s.|

I watched this boy, he swayed slightly as he sang his songs. He shone with happiness, as he embellished the café with his voice of a thousand angels...

Five Star Hotel

|#2 in Romance 2/20/16| *** So he sent you here. The dirtiest, grimiest, most vile building in New York City. The building where countless have silently lost their lives. He sent you to this Five Star Hotel so you could feel the fear that comes without having his protection. He picked one of the most dangerous places...

Maid For Him

Ariana Jacobs and her mom are struggling to make ends meet everyday because of the death of her father, which is how she starts working as a maid for this rich family. As luck would have it, the family just happens to be Zack's. The school's richest bad boy, all the girls want him and all the boys want to be him. An a...

Roasted (ReaderxDan)

DJ Dan Howell who can't Dab Howell dropped a fire track...at least he thought so ~Praise for Roasted~ "DKSKKS THAT WAS FUNNY WHAT A CONCEPT"- Grace (@sweaterpawdjh) "It completes me" -Paula (@myspacelester) "I'm shook" -Maria (@blissdjh)

transgender ➳ phan

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

The Guy Next Door: Phanfiction

Phil is awkward lonely bisexual and doesn't think he'll ever find the perfect friend. Until Dan who is awkward depressed, gay and feels the same way moves in next to him.

the broken

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

I have always noticed you.

First book in the I Have Always Noticed You series Dan tries to keep to the shadows and away from everyone else. But Phil sees him and doesn't want him to be alone. What will happen when their two worlds collide, will it be beautiful? Or will it crash and burn? -Trigger warning-

Harry Styles, The Bad Boy

❝Good girls love bad boys.❞

50 Shades of Harry Styles

Louis Tomlinson is skittish about his sisters but when he offers his biological sister Sophia Tomlinson a tour around the world with One Direction he is forced to watch as his sister fall head over heels with his best friend and band mate Harry Styles. When Louis gives the go signal life proved to be complicated as an...

Damaged (Harry Styles)

Bridget wasn't like your average teenager that likes to party. She likes school and hates to party, always gets her work done and doesn't do anything bad or illegal. Harry was basically the opposite. He was attending every party, ditches school a lot and has been caught doing some illegal things. But when these tw...

Psycho Sitter - Harry Styles COMPLETED

Cassandra Lowe's parents seem to be always working, making them leave behind their two children with relatives far more then they would like. When Cassie's father gets a call for him and his wife to take a trip to Australia, thousands of miles away from their children. They accept the offer but know they can't leave...

BOSS // Harry Styles (R)

Malory White is a young 20 year old girl who just finished college and started her own independent life.Who knew that it would be so hard? She lives in a small apartment and have a little money left from the money she got from her parents. Since she finished college she started to look for a good job.When she finally...

Random Questions

Hey, potatoes. In this book, I'm asking random questions, and you comment your answers. P.S. I will swear, so for those of you that for some reason, can't stand swearing, you can get the hell out of here. =)

When It Rains In Ocala

Never was there a girl so innocent, so good. So clueless to how this world works. She fell hard and fast for the boy in the rain. Never was there a love so pure, so perfect, so right. They were living the perfect fairy tale, if only she could see. But that poor girl was only dreaming the perfect dream, for fairy tales...

Falling For My New Step Brother

Imagine finding out one day that you have a new stepbrother cause your single father has gotten engaged. Your mother died when you were ten yet your father got engaged when you were 14?!?! well that is what poor Nicole is going through. Don't worry her life gets more screwed up as the story continues.♥

My step brother, Harry Styles!

Harry Styles, my Stepbrother?! » h.s

Sarah is a just a normal 19 year old girl. What happens when Harry's dad marries Sarah's mom? What will happen with her life and a new school?

The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March...

It All Started When I Tripped The Bad Boy | ✔️

Okay so tripping the bad boy might not have been the smartest thing to do... But, in my defense, he started it. I was just giving him what he deserved and taking what was rightfully mine... Revenge. please give it a chance!!xx. COPYRIGHTED