This contains a collection of short stories, poems, sayings or anything else from my mind. Most of these are based on experience and my personal thoughts, but every now and then there would be some just for fun. I have a lot going on in my life right now and this is a way of venting and mainly just pouring out what is in my head into this unique project. I hope some of these inspire you guys to start writing yourselves or just to gain hope in hard times. -Haley

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!