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*** "*Sobs* I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz. "This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer "This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh "THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101. *** Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'. I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling. Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out. Great, now he's coming over. Kill me. *** • Highest rankings: #1 in Modeling - #1 in Awkward - #3 in Humor.

Park Jimin is an orphan and has lived in a foster home for almost all of his life, until finally he got adopted by a man named Bob Duncan. Bob seems like the perfect father, but after awhile, Jimin starts to notice odd things about him, like why is Bob always either in the basement or the shed? Why isn't Jimin allowed in the basement or shed? One day, Jimin decides to go into the basement, but little does he know, he has made the worst mistake he could make.

When Bob Duncan goes to the Tipton hotel to exterminate he doesn't just find bugs. ;) *** this story is the weirdest thing I have ever read and I wrote it. please don't copy or republish anything from this story...I mean I don't know why you'd want to but... @rxbbersxul

this is my bobs bugs be gone

What happens when bob cheats on amy with three sluts? I don't know, find out and read blaze it

16 year old Max has a boring lifestyle. By day he wastes countless hours in school, and by night he admins a meme page. But once this teenager found out about Harambe his life changed... forever. Based on a true story

Luca Miles is a thirteen-year-old, blue haired kid. He lives with his older brother Storm because his family abandoned them. Like everyone, he has some issues. With a rough past and his stutter, he doesn't think anyone will ever like him, but that all changes the day he met Riley. Riley is a thirteen-year-old hyper kid who loves to make new friends. He always tries to put a smile on your face so when he sees some people picking on a boy with blue hair, he steps in to help. After the bullies walk away Luca tries to leave without having to talk to Riley but Riley isn't having it. Riley won't let Luca alone until Luca talks to him. Well since Luca isn't giving in Riley decides to find out some information on the little blue haired boy. Will Luca ever talk to Riley? Will Riley think that Luca's a lost cause after he finds out some things? Read to find out!

"Courtney, what do you fear? Do you have any fears?" "Dementophobia." "What does that mean?" "The fear of going insane." {ONCE WAS #207 IN FANFICTION}

After a Virus wipes out 98% of the population, the world falls to mass hysteria. Walls are built around major cities, and only the wealthy are allowed in. This results in many people living in the Slums struggling to survive and avoiding Officers on the daily. Officers will find any excuse to arrest people and send them to work camps. Todd and Shai are two friends living out of the Slums. They like to pretend to be rich and sneak into the cities to try and steal. Todd is caught one day, and sent to a camp. Shai is determined to do something no Rat has done before: break a Rat out of a work camp. She comes across Mikko, a man kicked out of the city for using outlawed technology. He agrees to help Shai if she helps him uncover the missing Prince so that he is allowed back into the city.