This is the story of Axel and Tuck: a tale of debauchery, douchebaggery, felony, and plain stupidity. It is a tale written by two best friends with nothing better to do with their law degree than write the story of their anything-but-monotonous life. DISCLAIMER: This story is a satire. Enjoy at your own risk :)

Cody James is a sixteen year old California native who is allergic to the rain. Unfortunately for him, due a mix up at the agency which was in charge of planning his summer working abroad, he's ended up au-pairing in rainy London for the affluent Darlington family, complete with adorable little girl and sex god big brother. However, from day one Cody notices that there's something strange about the Darlingtons, and it's not long before he figures it out...

Alex moved to Clarkston, Michigan with his mom recently so his mother could be closer to her boyfriend. Considering his dad had passed away when he was little, Alex doesn't understand the rules and concepts of love after love... Or love in general... Will Alex's new step-brother Damen be able to show him how to love? Will their relationship ruin the upcoming marriage between their parents? Does Alex actually love another guy? Alex's confusions just seem to make his life harder and harder. Is Damen really worth the struggle?

❝I bet I can make you feel pain.❞ ❝I'd like to see you try.❞

❝he told me to follow my heart. i told him that my heart goes wherever he does.❞ or; louis has a journal, and a bad sense of telling when something's wrong.